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I've been thinking a bit. I know, many will doubt that, but it's true.

I have decided to declare onions to be the new symbol of goth-ism.

Vampires: "Ohhh, I'm dead. Being dead is so depressing. Woe is me."

Onions: You tear off their skin, you cut them to pieces and get their blood all over your hands, you fry or boil and then devour them, yet you're unable to stop crying while you're doing it.

You decide which is gother.