Von dressierten Affen gepflückter Tee ("The monkeys are very well cared for and their parents before them did the same job, so it has become ingrained into them and they wouldn't be happy doing anything else".)
Wiesel-Kaffee ("Wild Weasels roam the coffee plantations and eat the ripe coffee beans, but rather than digest them the weasel regurgitates them and vomits them up!").
Zibetkatzenkaffee ("This coffee has been selected for us by paradoxurus hermaphroditis. Better known as the Common Palm Civet Cat."). Kostet rund 7 Euro die Tasse.
Irgendwann werde ich in meiner U-Boot-Yacht sitzen und genüsslich Zibetkatzenkaffee trinken, bedient von meinen dressierten Dienstboten-Affen (wobei... Affen... kann auch gefährlich sein).
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